it's a dell.
i'm drawing a blank! i'm usually so good at this!
edit: crap, i was just told it can't actually be a person's name. i wrote back:
Ok: if it can be a roman emperor (which I realize is a person's name, but maybe not because no one names their kids these names anymore):
Caligula.
Unless it's taken, in which:
Nero.
- If it cannot be a roman emperor, but can be a word in spanish:
Fideo.
- - If it cannot be a word in spanish,
Irony.
If none of these work, I'll come up with more.
edit2!
edit3 turns out it was taken after all. but i came up with something even better! AGAMEMNON.